Chuck Norris doesn't get frost-bite...he bites frost.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup - doesn't push him self up - he pushes the Earth down.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet - the water gets Chuck Norris'd.
Some people wear Superman pj's but Superman wears Chuck Norris pj's.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits.
It takes Chuck Norris twenty minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
- more to come!
Jane
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